chocolate milk > milk chocolate
Cooking > baking
Bars should offer shots of wine
lever + wheel = gear
All paint companies should have a gentleman’s agreement over the color of “ceiling white”
Most wedding DJs are R. Kelly apologists
Slipknot should have a “Lick It Up” moment
NYC ≠ NYS
A healthy Blue Jay’s tail looks like stained glass
The guy from Go West’s hairline 1985-1992 = my hairline 2009-2016
The primary goal for my 30s is to acquire a 1kg gold ingot
What makes more quarters per capita: Car wash / arcade / parking meter / washer / dryer?
late 80s early 90s brought us some of the nicest sounding, yet least inspired music of all time
Hydrox : Oreos :: Reese’s Pieces : PB M&Ms
screws > nails
The Portal Bridge over the Hackensack River is from 1910. 1910! the train goes over it 100x a week… Wondering what the orig. architect would say if u told him this bridge would be used for 110 yrs.?
When I was little, I saw Vanilla Ice on VH1 hiding a smile explaining how he didn’t actually sample Queen. Immediately etched in my memory. Like seeing an infamous politician squirm.
Leon Ferri 