Post-Hardcore Mea Culpa: Top 10 Albums

I want to apologize for this photo. I was jokingly putting post-hardcore ahead of hardcore, in the spirit of some kid butting in line at the water fountain after recess. Looking back, I’m aghast at thinking that it was posted on my band’s Myspace. I just plain old didn’t know what Hardcore was at that …

Squabble is Dead (Long Live Squabble)

In the five years since I started the international mixtape exchange known as Squabble, 186 tapes have been assigned between a couple dozen Squabblers, with 63% of them (117) having been ripped to mp3 for sharing within the club. To celebrate the last assigned tape due December 31st of 2023, I put together a collage …

Car Cassette Receiver Buyer’s Guide

After 12 years of listening to a whole lot of tapes, something broke on my factory car stereo and it started sounding like garbage. I don’t fault Ford for this, because, 12 years. I poked an alcohol-soaked Q-tip on the play head but it didn’t work so I gave up. I got on Ebay and …

1984 Pontiac Parisienne Dealer Promo: An Exercise in Dramatic Screenwriting

I recently came across this remarkable long-form commercial for the Pontiac Parisienne. It has all the substance of a daytime soap opera on mute, and the star of the show is basically a rebadged Caprice. Pontiac discovered plastic in the 70s (GTO nose) and pioneered it in the 80s with things like the Formula’s body …

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